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Hank Schrader

Loves Gomey. Doesn't really love Marie. Loves minerals, not rocks. ASAC Schrader. D.E.A. Agent. Thinks he's smart.

Hank Schrader: "Gomey, you good?"
Gomey: *Gets shot by Jack*
Hank: "That sucks"
Also Hank: *Gets shot by Jack*
Gomey in afterlife: "L"

by Boat21 January 26, 2022


Shithole Hank

A fictional character from the โ€œA Heist with Markiplierโ€ series, a fellow prisoner who seems to be known for making wine in his toilet tank.

And Shithole Hank, who makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank.

by The MGV December 13, 2020


Jank Hank

Male version of a jank skank. A dude lowering his standards to get free drugs. Always chasing a bag but never has his own. See definition of a scrub.

My back hurts from carrying these sorry entitled jank Hanks. Stop counting my pockets and put in work to have something in your own.

by $HurricaneBrittany90 May 3, 2022


Hank Dog

A black dog; who constantly licks his dong and other things. Also see lazy as fuck.

Hank dog. Stop licking your dong!

by Mike Oxlongr December 10, 2013


Hank Hill

1. An honorable man, whom The Economist magazine referred to as "one of the wisest...creatures on television" (April 10th, 2008).
2. A man who knows what he stands for, I'll tell ya' what.
3. An American who is comfortable in his own skin, in his own work ("I sell Propane and Propane Acessories"), and in his own State (Texas...except for Austin, of course), but not in his own dang country.

Believe me, you can trust (name); I've known him a long time and he's a regular Hank Hill.

by VeteranShield May 30, 2011

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hank junior

see hand job. one step below a hank senior.

"I got a hank junior 2 weeks ago and my dick still hurts"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hank Hill

A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals.
His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.

Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Hank Hill is awesome!

by Journey Fan May 12, 2005

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