Heath Ledger Sex

In the midst of doggystyle sex with your partner, the man slowly reaches around and playfully sticks a finger in his ladies mouth. At the last second he puts a finger from his other hand into the other side of her mouth. Give her the devils inch and then pull back as hard as possible on the creases of her lips (creating a joker inspired smile). Whisper to her in a heath ledger voice "Why So Serious?"

1: Best sex ever last night!
2: What was so great about it?

1: I had Heath Ledger Sex.... things got pretty serious.

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Heath (Sex God)

Sexiest beast in the world and shreds shit up on guitar. Anyone with the name heath is tha SHIT!! and has a 13 inch cock like Ron Jeremy

Watch the movie Desperado and check out Antonio Benderas. times that bloke by ten and there you have it. A Heath!!

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Lode Heath School

Shit school in sollihul send your child here if you want them to get no GCSE’s fulla white nitties apneh got it locked off

I shagged Lode heath school

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rockwall heath highschool

A school full of rich and spoiled kids that never have to work for everything. Oh and Rockwall Highschool sucks ass #cockwall

I go to Rockwall Heath Highschool

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Lode Heath School

don’t send ur kids here shit school ran by the pakis active on AirPods and Geek bars 😉 Burke will swap his ginger pubes for ur kids if he has any.

Yo Chow I’m Going To Tutti Land Also Known As Lode Heath School

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Heath Arctic Blast

When you blow your load in a chicks face and then throw heath bar crumbs at her face.

Last night i gave my girlfriend a heath arctic blast to the face.

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Pull a Heath

(Verb) to be the buzz kill of the party, a fake asshole, poser, a creeper, chach, usually will have white sunglasses, underage grenades, and frosted tips to look like the 6th member of N*Sync, yet somehow he vibes with it.

Don't pull a Heath!

Man, that guys soo chachi. He deffinatly pulled a Heath

Is that douche bag wearing white sunglasses in the club Heath?

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