helicopter dad

normally a parent old enough to be a grand parent Who takes a neurotic over the top interest in their child. Removes the ability for the child to breathe let alone think for themselves. Always present at school, and home directing the child. Will want to live their life through the child to make up for their own inadequacies and miserable childhood. Often send children to fee paying schools which they then see as a green light to interfere at every stage. Helicopter parents eventually become a spokesperson for their child and bore everyone all the time about their child's achievements which they massively over egg.

' hey look there's budgie the elderly , odd, stalker helicopter dad clucking over there ' as he waits at the school gates trying to engage with normal mums.

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Belgian Helicopter

When engaged in anal sex, you lift your feet up and spin yourself around with your hands, transforming yourself into a helicopter blade.

I was doing the Belgian Helicopter last night and I almost took off.

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muddy helicopter

The act in which a man engaging in anal sex with a woman while wearing a condom pulls out, takes off the condom, and proceeds to whip it around wildly similar to a lasso, often speckling the surrounding area with feces. May end with the woman being smacked in the face with said condom.

"I gave my girlfriend a muddy helicopter. I've never seen a brown mushroom stamp before."

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Helicopter Balls

When your saggy balls swirl around like a helicopter. Many men over 40 slowly start to notice their balls drop. By the time a male is over 60 his balls have really dropped, by the time he is 80 his balls look like a droopy sock with marbles in it.

You are scrubbing a pot or pan at the kitchen sink and you realize your balls are spinning around at the same time like a helicopter. This is called "Helicopter Balls"

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The helicopter pad

When you have a big bush, and then cut around your balls and dick but leave the bush around it. You then swing your dick around creating the helicopter pad

Girls have a landing strip but boys have the helicopter pad.

helicopter crew

any group of senseless whirly birds who stay up all night drinking and making noise that upsets neighbours. see Wastemen

Oh yeah Chris is OG helicopter crew. He hasnt pissed clear for six years

horse helicopter

the sex move in which a male gently glides a female's foot along the seam of his ballsack whilst farting

Trevor: "Jerry gave Sarah the old Horse Helicopter at the party last night."
Brad: "No way!"