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Crouching blubber hidden tuna ;A 300LB+ female that has massive fat rolls,there's no amount of alcohol that can be consumed to even consider sleeping with this big sloppy mass of blubber,usually has a nasty attitude problem and is joke fodder at the water cooler
Jerk#1 I bet you'd hit that
Jerk#2 no way,I wouldn't hit that with a truck,I bet you'd fuck that big sloppy pig,you'd dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
Jerk#1 ewwww agghh that's nasty lol
adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.
Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!
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Code name for being hung over after a night of heavy drinking; commonly used in dorms
Man 1: Where is Jack?
Man 2: He's not up yet he is probably hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods.
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A legendary sex move first mentioned by a character within Will Ferrell's "Old School."
The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time
Ex: "Did you see that guy over there? I heard he is a master of the Crouching Tiger hidden penis, and thus he gets all the ladies."
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Another word for creampie. Heard it from Very Bad Jojokes on Youtube.
She got Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley.
Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley is what she got.
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The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. Topping up non-alcoholic drinks
2. Going into the bathrooms, doing shots in the cubicle, from the bottle (usually with a friend) for the purpose of getting drunk cheaply
1. "Hmm this needs alcohol"
"I'll do some crouching tiger hidden naggin"
2. "The drinks are expensive here"
"That's okay, come to the bathroom with me for some crouching tiger hidden naggin"
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a term given to a young lady or a girlfriend whom you must "crouch" down to kiss and who provokes the "hidden dragon" upon kissing you.
Dawg, you see shorty ova there--Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
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