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Going back to the American Pie theory of pastry banging, a typical apple pie is about two inches or less to the aluminum foil tin pan. So if you can actually split the tin(tin splitter) then you are normal as opposed to a "tin hitter" in which case you are phallically chanllenged.
"Poor Dave is just a tin hitter, not even a tin splitter"
A person who uses the carrot as a pipe to get a hit. Mostly weed is used.
Hey man, do you want to play ball tonight?
Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh
Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.
While approaching the mound Bobby looked at Ricky and felt as if he needed to change the side of the plate in which he may swing? That makes me look at it as if Ricky probably thinks that Bobby is gay so he is now turned his sights to understanding how to pitch left-handed or to felch his mother's cousin let's talk about this next Saturday said Mom to her speckle-headed switch hitter.
His gay dad was a speckle-headed switch hitter .
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Popular men that purposefully pursue significantly less popular women for an easy pickup.
“Logan is such a cleanup hitter , he hasn’t taken a proper swing all season.”
A person who fills their bong up with a musky mixture of breast milk and their own semen. The Milky Hitter then proceeds to smoke marijuana out of it, only clearing the hit once the smoke matches the milky whiteness of the bodily fluids within.
“My friend john is what we call a milky hitter, he fills his bong with his wife’s breast milk and busts a wicked load inside of the bong as well. I don’t know how he smokes out of it like that, it’s absurd”