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Pinch hitter

The act of anal on an individual that is pinching one off. Also refered to act when one has left behind some fecal matter on ones genitals when pulling out.

Todd took Barney to the shower to be a pinch hitter. That bathroom still stinks like shit!

by Yupsidid March 15, 2018


pinch-hitter

A temporary "replacement:" boxer who does indeed "fill in" at a match for a temporarily-absent pugilist, but who also gives his opponent painful "finger-and-thumb hickeys" during said competition.

One should make an extra effort to defeat his boxing-opponent early on in the game if he turns out to be a pinch-hitter.

by QuacksO December 12, 2019


Baseball Hitter

a six foot man with a stick that uses the stick to hit baseballs thrown to a catcher by a Baseball Pitcher

the Baseball Hitter has a big ass

by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021


Milky Hitter

A person who fills their bong up with a musky mixture of breast milk and their own semen. The Milky Hitter then proceeds to smoke marijuana out of it, only clearing the hit once the smoke matches the milky whiteness of the bodily fluids within.

“My friend john is what we call a milky hitter, he fills his bong with his wife’s breast milk and busts a wicked load inside of the bong as well. I don’t know how he smokes out of it like that, it’s absurd”

by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024


Leadoff hitter

A man who never hits doubles

John is their leadoff hitter? He must hit no doubles.

by peedrinker42 May 09, 2022


leadoff hitter

A guy who doesn’t hit doubles

Gary is their leadoff hitter? Dude must hit no doubles.

by peedrinker42 May 09, 2022


Leadoff hitter

“It can be a few things but in guys terminology when referring to women. Lead off hitter means the best like first choice.”

She collaged 42 screenshots?
That’s a real leadoff hitter thing to do.

by leadoffhitter42 August 05, 2024