A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
He is a professional basketballer, surfer and scientist. He pulls guys and girls of any age but isnt interested in them his heart lies with the sea and the court. However he is sexually romanced by fish and dolphins, gets him going.
"Hey Did you see Angus Hogan on the board Yesterday"
"Yeah he was fucking a fish or something. "
Gamer, epic Gamer. But not on minecrafy. Nonono. Why is he blond? No one will ever know
Why are you David hogan
When you flash someone in a normal situation in public some type of porn on a mobile device unbeknownst to them.
You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".
"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
A person that goes to CHS that deserves to get his pale skin burned alive and his tounge cut out for talking shit
That person is a Leom Hogan
You body slam the shit out of your partner while she has your dogs dick in her mouth and she throws up on its dick while saying hulk hogan.
Hey babe wanna try the "hulk hogan" our dog is in to it.