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Noun - A special type of 'toe job.' Although the definition would imply that this is an act that can only be performed with a paid prostitute, it actually can apply to any female willing to participate in the act (bar slut, sorority girl, high school cheerleader, etc.). This is when the female lays on her back and sucks the left big toe of the male participant while he lays on his side and uses his right foot to fuck the female in the vagina with his big toe. It should be used as foreplay before sex or in place of actual sex with a girl that potentially has a variety of sexually trasmitted diseases one would not want to expose his penis to. This should be discussed with friends the next day and the male that is able to perform this act on a female should receive a 'high five' from all male friends present during the disclosure of the act.
Paul - "Holy Shit I totally gave that slut Allison a TJ Hooker last night."
Chris - "You are the man" (High Five)
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Similar to a hookah bar, but with less bongs and more hoes.
"Last night at they hookah bar, I got so high!"
"Oh yeah? You should come to the hooker bar with me tomorrow. You can get hoes and get high!"
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A rare being. Usually has sex in the back of his truck. Probably listens to techno music and could rip shirts with his muscles
Well he's obviously a male hooker
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Women who talk, drink, and act like sailors...prowl around like men,say what they feel and NEVER back down to anyone!
"Alisha was in the bar last night acting like a lousy hooker."
"did u see that lousy hooker over there with that group of gUYS!? they all bought her drinks!"
What a lousy hooker, the bitch just took my shot!
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A woman of loose morals that resides or was raised in a neighborhood that is infested with rats, i.e. the hood or a hood-like area. This woman will often have a face that appears to have had a rat shit upon it. Indicative of the Ratshit Hooker is a child from a previous relationship that is often neglected in lieu of bar hopping and subsequent fornication.
Man, that girl you took home last night was a real ratshit hooker!
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When someone keeps odd hours.
When someone sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. Not necessarily a hooker but originating from a hooker in the strange hours they keep i.e. 6am go to bed, 6pm time to wake up.
Anything that is not 9 to 5 i.e. shift worker, insomniac, sex maniac, prowler, hooker, street hustler, prostitute, drug dealer, addict, paranoid schizophrenic, stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, exhibitionist etc
I just got a text off Glenn, it went... U lazy slut! r u keeping hooker hours now???
"Why doesn't Jo-Beth wake up like the rest of us folk?" "Oh she's keeping hooking hours now after she got involved with the booze and dope scene of Hollywood." See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.
"Lindy-Lou is either a vampire, or just keeping hooking hours...either way something's up!"
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a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen
Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers
"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."
"arrrr."
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