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Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.
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wanting to fuck anything with tits or a dick
as i sat on my computer chair i opened urban dictionary and seaeched for horny, this always helped. i was so fucking horny i called my boyfriend and told him there was an emercency so he rushed over and walked in on me masturbating, he knew what the emergency was so he ran to me on the couch and ripped off all his clothes, he was so hard! he almost made it inside me when i told him to eat me out, he agreed and i had a great time so i licked and deep throated his dick. he exploded inside me and i swallowed all the cum. he knew i was ready for him to fuck me so he thrusted his enlarged dick into my wet pussy and i orgasmed then suddenly i was screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS GOOD DEEPER HARDER OOOUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! and the sexy neighbor heard my calls and walked in with only boxers on but was soon completely naked, and pushed my boyfriend away and caressed and licked my tits, and i gave him a great blow job then he thrusted inside of me and this went on for hours until the next morning when they fell asleep and i was still masturbating in the bathroom, that was one of the best nights of my life.
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jack was grinding with jill when he accidently grabed her tits he felt how nice and round they were. he then got a boner and jill felt it on her tight ass. she then pulled his zipper down and grabbed his 9 inch dick out of his pants. then she vigorsly started rubbing his dick and then stuck it in her mouth. she then gave jack the best blow job he ever had. her mouth was now dripping with cum, she took her mouth off his dick and he then he cummed again all over her big tits. Her pussy was so wet! They were both so horny, so jill pushed jack to the ground and he stuck his hard dick in her tight, wet, pussy. They fucked for 10 minutes doing every position know to man. Jill got the biggest orgasm ever and jack was so fucking happy. Once they were done jill licked his dick clean from all the cum and jack ate jill out. Then jacks boner finally went down.
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the erotica ^ and v me that I was jerking too about 5 minutes ago, and my mom questions what writing i am looking at, i
always tell her that it's a project for English. It never is. *sigh*
Jessica was in history class, Michael was sitting right across from her, he had a massive bulge in his pants, she got horny just from looking at him... ( and so on)
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There are several reasons why you could be reading this definition.
1) You want to know the definition
2) You are horny.
3) You want to sexually please yourself.
If you are horny you have extreme sexual desire. If you don't have sex or masturbate, then it will be awhile before you don't feel horny anymore.
I was at a party, it was really exciting. A girl came up to me, and we started grinding. Eventually we went upstairs, closed the doors, and she began to strip. Her body made me horny She forced me onto the bed, and we started to make out. We switched positions, I was on top and she was on bottom, she gave me a hand job, that felt EXTREMELY good. I began to thrust into her, I could tell I wasn't satisfying her. So I moved faster, and harder. She started to moan. Then, she screamed. The headboard was hitting the wall. After awhile, we got dressed, I was ready to leave, but she stopped me. She grabbed me and we started to dry hump. That was very satisfying. I went back downstairs, I was sitting on the couch, talking to a friend, when all of a sudden, another girl came up to me and gave me a lap dance. That was the happiest day of my life.
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The desire to have sex
Probably what your feeling if your looking up the definition for horny like I do
One day jane's brother had a friend over. Just looking at him made her horny so she went into her bathroom and turned the shower on. She spread her legs and let the water rush into her pussy, giving her multiple orgasms. It felt so great that she couldn't help but moan and scream with pleasure. Her brothers friend john walked in and noticed what she was doing. But she didn't care she was enjoying herself too much. John shut the door and locked it, then turned around to look at jane again. Suddenly he stripped down to nothing and jane saw his 9" cock sticking straight up. She jumped out of the shower and gave him the best head he could ever imagine!! He pulled his cock out of her mouth just in time to give her a full on facial..then he turned her over and made her get on her hands and knees. He shoved his cock into her ass and fingered her at the same time. Jane was in heaven...she was having orgasms left and right and couldn't help but moan over and over again bc he was touching all the right spots. He turned her around again and they had sex in missionary position. He fucked her hard over and over again. He came inside her and they were so exhausted and full of pleasure that they got in the shower and did 69 standing until they were pruned up from the shower. They washed up, got out and "met up" everynight after that.
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becoming sexually aroused.
can be solved by masturbation or sexual intercourse.
Matt had a Victoria's Secret catalogue on his bed, searching for hot lingerie for his girlfriend Lily. He was so horny, his cock was nearly ripping through his pants. Lily knocked on the door, whispering his name softly. He called her in, and nearly fell off the bed. She was in a pink lacey bra with a black thong, and she had a fierce look in her eyes. She leapt onto the bed, fingering his cock quickly, before ripping down his pants. She licked his cock, then deep throated it. Matt groaned in pleasure, keeping from an orgasm. She released him, and spread her legs wide on the bed. He took off her thong with his teeth, licking the inside of her thighs before eating her out, her pussy as wet as an ocean. Lily moaned, his name escaping her lips. He took his cock and entered her, humping her in fact paces. "OH BABY. FASTERRRRR" she screamed, throwing her head back. They hit orgasms at the same time, their sheets drowning in their cum. Matt continued to lick her breasts, as she raked her nails down his back. They ended in the 69 position, falling asleep there. Matt stills gets horny thinking about that night.
hope this made you as horny as it made me
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