corpse humping

In multiplayer FPS games, to repeatedly crouch on or "hump" the dead body of the person you just killed. Is pretty much pointless, but fun if you want to piss off the other guy.

Red: Hump-hump-hump! *humps corpse*
O'Malley: I'm being violated!

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hump year

Year that starts on a Wednesday

The year 2014 is a hump year.

cherry hump

A name given to your very first time sexually.

Brenda looks like she's just dismounted a horse. Might be something to do with her first cherry hump with that African American basketball player.

Humping the Bird

“Humping the Bird” is the act of sending out impulsive vanity tweets over Twitter for purposes of drawing attention to one’s self. Classic humps will typically feature unhinged, divisive, false, offensive or provocative language and will drive outrage among detractors and rally support among fans. Hall of Fame humpers will strive to include all the above in hopes of receiving oodles of free press coverage, most often to compensate for personal anatomical deficiencies, emotional/intellectual defects, sooth bruised egos stemming from failed reality show or sitcom reboots and/or to simply quench sadistic urges.

EXAMPLES: “Golly! The U.S. President really took to humping the bird today, eh Prime Minister?”; “We do not align with the bird humping antics of bigoted, crass, spoiled, needy comedians who are off their meds and whose star has faded to the point of craving attention by any means!”; “There you go again! Humping the Bird with your racist rants against Honduran refugees! SIT DOWN! Put away that damn phone! This Spam loaf casserole isn’y gonna eat itself!”

humping the cube

To engage in a unique or experimental form of masturbation.

"What's wrong with Jon?"

"He was humping the cube last night and his mom walked in. He won't cop to the details."

"Was he using something of hers?"

"I don't think so but he says he can't look her or his dad in the eyes."

"Too bad, that's messed up."

Duchess Hump

A collection of fat at the base of one's neck. Formerly thought to be associated with old age. Early marker for obesity. The rounding of the back of the neck.

Is your auntie looking down at her shoes?
ANS: No. She is forced to look down because of the duchess hump on her neck.

Hulu and hump

-SIMILAR to the saying "Netflix and chill", "Hulu and hookup", "Amazon and anal, etc."

The act of "watching" Hulu shows or films with someone, the two people then end up having sexual intercourse while the film continues to play in the background . Typically, the two individuals will only truely watch the first 15- 20 minutes of a film before making the transition into the humping , sexual intercourse , part of the night.

♂JOEY: (* in a deep sexually suggestive tone*) "Yo Nicole! Got plans for tonight?"
♀NICOLE: "Heyyy Joeyyy! I don't think so... whats up??"
♂JOEY: "Wanna come over my place later and maybe watch a movie on Hulu or something?"
♀NICOLE: (*flirtatiously smiling*) "I'd deff be down for some Hulu... pick me up around 7:30 tonight?"
♂JOEY: "Sweet! I'll be there at 7:30... you better be ready for me.." (*he smiles and winks at her*)
♀NICOLE: "Oh, I'll definitely be ready!"

**Nicole smiles and blushes, then walks away while flirtatiously waving goodbye.**

Joey was certain she wanted to do more than JUST watch a Hulu film...

she wanted to Hulu and hump his brains out.

**Joey waves goodbye. He immediately stops at the nearest convenient store to stocks up on a

fresh box of condoms for the film later.**