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It involves four condoms, a ballpoint pen and a sink plunger: you can work out the rest from there.
I gave her the Hungarian Reach Around yesterday, I think it went quite well, up until she ejaculated away all of her bodily fluids
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The act of lowering the scrotum into the mouth of a female who has braces and forcing her to bite down hard by either tickling her feet or punching her in the stomach
- Hey bro! Wanna go steal a homeless guys shoes and fill them with cream cheese?
- Nah sorry man, can't. Going to get a Hungarian Bear Trap off my girlfriend
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The Hungarian Pull and Pinch is where you grab your erect penis and masturbate with one hand, while caressing or (pinching) a womans nipples
Fuck me hard sideways Dude! The Hungarian Pull and Pinch is the bomb!
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While eating a girl out, someone sneaks up on you and sticks his finger up your asshole.
Will: Shiit, I was eating my girl out the other day, and some dousche fag came up became me and stuck his finger up my ass.
Jazzy Jeff: Oh damn! He got you with the Hungarian Free Kick!
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Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.
When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.
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While in the town of Szeged, one eats out a woman. While flicking her bean, you blow a small amount of air into her vagina. As it is expelled when she comes, you squeeze her lips together with your fingers creating a high pitched whistling sound.
I did'nt sleep worth shit last night. My neighbor was playing the Hungarian Bean Whistle all night long. That dude sure can carry a tune.
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When you give a blowjob with syrup and butter in your mouth.
"Dude, I got a hungarian waffle crown last night. Better than a blumpkin."