I Mint to Do That Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with mint relish

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Mint to Do That Burger... it comes with mint relish!"

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why do i exist?

i have the answer but you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks to get the answer

person 1; "why do i exist?"
person 2; "pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks and i'll tell you."

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And that's why I didn't do anything

It's not justified, huh? Maybe that's why I didn't do it.

Iam "Well... We didn't do nothing. We did this."

Hym "THIS didn't really accomplish anything. They still got away with it. We still lost our job."

Iam "We stopped doing our job."

Hym "We stopped doing our our job 2 years before we got fired for stopping. It wasn't the not working we got fired for. These people criticizing us have selective illiteracy."

Iam "Or they assume we're lying."

Hym "Of all the... Look at the shit we've said. We'll say ALL OF THAT but we wont say words that are true!?"

Iam "I know. They just don't want to hear it. They don't want to here it and they don't care."

Hym "They don't have to read the shit but that sat and read the while damn thing. Every word of it."

Iam "For which I am eternally grateful (by the way). But that isn't the point. They aren't involved."

Hym "They involved themselves by choosing to participate. How do they not see that it could just as easily happen to people they don't hate? This thing predates any actual wrongdoing. They're using some kind of medium that is so comprehensive that a woman was able to tell me that a red car was about to turn down the street a full 15 seconds before it happened. The feint to fight Orwellian dictatorship but they legitimately just want to reserve the right to wield this against THEIR enemies when the time comes. And they want to talk about ethics. They just want to see what the end result will be. Comply and submit to a life of servitude regardless of the effect you have on the outside world or do something for which we can punish you so we can determine whether or not this is an effective means of controlling miscreants. Giving me the illusion of control does not give me control. I see through the illusion. This is a farce. I know it isn't justified by the strictures I outlined. And that's why I didn't do anything."

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how do i breathe?

how are you alive if you don't know how to breathe?

someone: how do I breathe?
someone else: just breathe

Why do I believe that?

Interjection. Use it to demonstrate complete understanding, acceptance, and, at some level, disregard for a piece of information because it is considered a given.

Person 1: I'm high.
Person 2: Why do I believe that?

Do i have the drink

No no Kimi you will not have the drink

You: do I have the drink?
Me: no no you will not have the drink

Do I Wanna Know

That one Arctic Monkeys song that girls imagine getting railed to and guys, well, idfk.

DO I WANNA KNOW? IF THIS FEELING FLOWS BOTH WAYS? SAD TO SEE YOU GO. WAS SORTA HOPING THAT YOUD STAY. BABY WE BOTH KNOW THAT THE NIGHTS WERE MAINLY MADE FOR SAYIN THINGS YOU CANNOT SAY TOMORROW DAY.
CRAWLIN BACK TO YOUUUUUUUUUU

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