can i have your number?

a common used sentence in the clip "Can i have your number" on MadTv.

oh oh, thats cool, but umm, can i have your number?

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I have your IP address

Something you say when you have someone's IP Address. Especially if they are from Poland.

-I had a shitty day today (TyMoon)
-Oh really? Do you know what I have today?
-What?
-I have your IP address

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Can I have your digits?

A question used to request for one's phone number.

Some jerk: "Hi, can I please have your digits so I can call you tonight?"

Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")

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who do I have to blow

Rhetorical question lead, used to express frustration at an inability to find someone who can assist with a problem. Often used in Customer Service or workplace settings.

Who do I have to blow to cancel this internet service?

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Screw the rules I have Money

A term to break the rules. Not to care about the rules

Joey: Dont do that!
BOb:Screw the rules I have money

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I have a dream to fuck

Secret except from MLK when he got horny in jail after writing his I have a dream speech and wrote the xxx version of it.

I have a dream.

I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.

My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.

And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.

I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.

Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.

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I have Asperger’s syndrome

It’s not entirely my fault that I act this way

I have Asperger’s syndrome

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