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I have some things to do which are totally none of your business. EG. Drug Deal, Sex with someone we both know, Family Issue
Person 1: " So where you off to?"
Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"
Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )
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Sebastian Michealis's, from the anime Kuroshitsuji or in America Black Butler, catch phrase. In almost every episode he says that.
EPISODE . . . 4
Madam Red: Are you sure your just a butler? Are like some sort of secret military officer or something?
Sebastian Michealis: Oh no. You see, I am simply one hell of a butler
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A phrase used to tell someone to behave themselves, not be messy, not ruin the fun, etc.
The original phrase is from Ru Paul’s drag race UK season 2 where Joe black, in response to the judge’s critique of her outfit, jokingly says “it’s H&M” to which Ru later responds with “I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”
Girl one: “So Cassidy is already drunk crying again, she’s kinda ruining our night out”
Girl two: “omfg I told her before we left that I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”
Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.
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Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun
I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO
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(Phrase) I won't be satisfied until I see it for myself.
See also doubting thomas, faggot
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Ismael Cruz Cordova’s most inspirational quote. Apparently his mum called him.
John Cena: Your time is not up. Your time is now.
Ismael: I secondw see ew see www we see e de w see a see see ew wa we seesee we saw sat azaaa