When you do something stupid, and make a mental note to yourself to not repeat it- although it is usually said aloud for comic purposes.
"Note to self- hamsters should not be used as golfballs"
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A phrase used to attract attention to a fact or piece of information to the room at large, everyone in the area or around you etc. Derived from note to self, except that it serves as a reminder/informer of information to a group of people instead of the speaker alone.
1:(at a bar)Note to crowd, it's danny's round.
2:(at home with family)Note to crowd, there's no hot water left.
3:(at the office) Note to crowd, the printer is out of toner.
4:(to imaginary freinds)Note to crowd, someone drank all the beer.
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A phrase that is used to disregard yet acknowledge someone’s criticism, critique, observation, or suggestion. The connotation is a snide ‘I don’t care what you think. You are probably right, but that doesn't matter. Shut up.’
The situation often ends as an ‘I told you so’
“Bill, you really should turn off the power before you replace that switch” …
“Duly noted” …
***explosion of blue sparks***
“Cindy, I really don’t think those stiletto-heels are a good idea for where we’re going”…
“Duly noted”…
***ends up twisting her ankle.***
“Before you attempt this experiment, you need to fully understand the chemistry behind the reaction.”…
“Duly noted”…
***burns down lab***
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A safe-for-work way to tell a smart ass "Fuck You." Usually said in a serious tone.
Smart ass: "You got some crack showing, dude."
Dude: "Duly noted."
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A fair and equal trade.
Girl: Did you take notes today in class?
Guy: Yeah
Girl: Send a pic of them
Guy: Send nudes first
Girl: K
You wanna do a nudes for notes?
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A book that mind controls a person to do any sexual fantasy the user wants
Friend: how did u get her to have sex with you Me: I used the ultimate weapon, the sex note
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