Life of the party. Period. One can never be depressed around him!
Psychologist could use Ives to help people come out of depression and stuff!
Friend 1 : dude, I'm feeling a bit low
Friend 2 : no worries, let's Ives it out
A very muscular man, He pulls all the women and sometimes even the men.
He makes ladies orgasm just by winking
Montanna: Is that Henry Ives
Montanna: Squirts*
To find something that is very hard to find
YES! IVE FOUND WALLY! IVE FINNALY FOUND MY KEYS!
thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit
candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?
you: yep, he bypassed the username
A Skem Native nob cheese eater
I saw a Lee Ives Today fucking disgusting
Why roman numerals? I donno... They look dope.
Moses 😨 "Oh man..."
Woman 😠"My baby! MY BABY!"
Moses "Oh jeez..."
Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"
Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."
Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."
Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."
Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"
Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."
Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."
Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"
Pharoah "GET OUT!"
Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*
Exodus IV