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Ian's the shit you get on your hands when you wipe your arse'.
Ian's the type of guy to impregnate a fat bitch just to say he did, Ian's the type of retard to pick belly button lint out of his stomach in public.
Ian's the type of guy to fuck up a noose when he attempts killing himself at the age of 29.
Ians a retard, fuck that guy.
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Ian is a guy who is absolutely cringey. Sure, he’s good looking, but man, when he opens his mouth: cock-block city. He tries to make people smile with his humor, but he is cringier than kids doing fortnite dances. Nice guy but an extreme twat
Wow that is such an Ian, cringey as fuck
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Ians are men who feed on pizza at least twice a day, they only date women of the Lynn species. Personality wise resemble that of bojack horseman and Rick Sanchez if they happened to have an overly mentally stimatulated and sleep deprived son.
"My sister happens to be dating an Ian, they stay up for days eating pizza and drawing on our countertops."
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A nigga that simps for ugly bitches
Rahul: “Did that nigga just call her pretty?! Hes an Ian for sure.”
Jacob: “Hes into girls?! I better stay away from that freak!”
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the one person in the whole world who actually makes me happy.
person 1: hi guys. you are loved and cared for no matter what! <3 ian is loved too!
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a dumb guy who doesn’t know what’s he’s doing half the time. he takes art and tries to draw squidward but draws a dick instead.
you dumbass, quit being an Ian.
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