Do you know a Kyle anywhere, here's Ian for you, a man of brutal honesty, shotgunning all over TVs and lots of frogs. omelets for breakfast, raw chicken for lunch and whole lotta complaints along the way. But what a man, what a legend, this guy is the type of guy to make you laugh and be pissed off at the same time. Wanna get to experience how hell is like, try being Ian for a day. Gym hardo and hard-ons. Probably see him making out with a few dumbbells as he slowly progresses through the sets. An advocate for memes. Laughs with his mouth open so you'll get a refreshing taste of morning breath. Loves to make racist jokes, does not hold back, but lowkey feels bad. You'll find him in the bog catching frogs and throwing it somewhere. Don't be surprised if one day you'll find underground frog fighting tournaments. Loving kid but say something wrong and you'll probably feel like shit after. Also, protect all nearby walls. Have home depot on speed dial if you see him around. Overall 10/10
Bystander: What happened to my room???
Victim:...Ian
Bystander: ah, give home Depot a call.
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Ian is very cute and Pogi. Specially Chester ian Keith G. Mata
Person1: hey, Ian the pogi.
Ian: Hi, Im Chester IAN thats my Name
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Someone That Is very bad at Rainbow Six Siege. Probably only plays Warden, and never gets any kills.
That Warden Main's name is probably Ian
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The best valorant player of all. He can steal yo girl if he feels like it and EVEN YOUR MOM SHEEEEEEESHH.
Yo bro stay away from Ian or else he will steal your hot n' sexy mom
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The most honest guy you will ever meet. He won't lie to you if your outfit is mismatched. Ian's are very attractive and they can you make you melt from the inside out with happiness. Sometimes they will have bad days but they still are kind to you. Ian would never betray you because they care about you too much to let you get hurt. Ian's are really good people in general and you should try to be friends with one.
Girl 1:I have the biggest crush on him!
Girl 2:Why?
Girl 1:He is an Ian.
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Ian's the shit you get on your hands when you wipe your arse'.
Ian's the type of guy to impregnate a fat bitch just to say he did, Ian's the type of retard to pick belly button lint out of his stomach in public.
Ian's the type of guy to fuck up a noose when he attempts killing himself at the age of 29.
Ians a retard, fuck that guy.
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Ian is a guy who is absolutely cringey. Sure, heβs good looking, but man, when he opens his mouth: cock-block city. He tries to make people smile with his humor, but he is cringier than kids doing fortnite dances. Nice guy but an extreme twat
Wow that is such an Ian, cringey as fuck
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