Knotted Up

To be unable to defecate due to being in a constipated state of existence. Suffering from severe constipation.

Roger was late to work because he spent too long on the toilet trying to heave a turd but it never released and he remained knotted up through the day.

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Pube Knot

Entanglement of the pubic region. When pubic hairs become tangled up in the genitalia area, they begin to form knots towards the top of the hair follicles.

While strumming my hand through my soft and silky pubes that had been growing for several months, I stumbled across a nestle of knots. It was was then I noticed my pube knot.

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nigger knot

Black people making the knots of their ties excessively large.

Michael Irvin's nigger knots take up half the camera

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cream knot

Dried up post-ejaculatory semen at the tip of the penis. (Think: Leaving an Elmers Glue bottle open after use. It dries up and clogs the hole)
Urinate after sex so that these do not form.

Ew, I sucked Steves pee stick last night and a cream knot hit the back of my throat when he popped. It was chunky

I went to pee this morning but had to pick the cream knot from last night.

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Frot knot

It's like when two guys tie their dicks together and then get boners so they're really hard to separate.

Tim and I tried to frot knot yesterday, but ended up in the emergency room

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Dick Knot

There are more than one definition for Dick Knot:

1. A sexual move where you basically tie the guy's dick in a knot. (Only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)

2. The same thing as having blue balls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your dick in a knot so your can't cum.

3. A threat

1. Hey babe how about I give you a dick knot tonight

Are you crazy I don't do that shit but this guy Lui loves it go ask him.

2. She's fucking sexy I got a total boner. Oh wait that's a man! Shit I have a dick knot!

3. Shut up or I'll give you a dick knot

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hot knot

Inflammation and burning of the Anus that occurs after digesting particularly spicy foods such as jalapenos or wasabi.

"Ive got a mean case of hot knot, must have been the wasabi I ate last night."

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