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just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.
A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)
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What you say when you hate your life
Person 1: I hate my life
Person 2: Sad
To not be afraid to get, in a timely manner, before you become a pill-popping trainwreck,appropriate psychiatric help for issues like a personal drug habit
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(Abbriviated as MLAATR)
An awesome and relatable Nickelodeon cartoon about a Robot Named "Jenny" (or 'XJ9') That lives like a teenager and fights crime at once.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen My Life as a Teenage Robot?
Person 2: Nope, it sounds really cool, though!
Used as an expression of happiness, accomplishment, laughter, etc. Basically any positive event/emotion.
For the negative effect, see "I hate my life"
Friend: ::tells joke that you find amusing::
you: I LOVE MY LIFE!
You: I totally half-assed that essay and got an A, I love my life!
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