Highway 80 Narcissist

A driver, usually from Forney Texas, who exits highway 80 to drive on the service road in an attempt to avoid traffic. Sometimes they will drive the service road on the westbound side, go under the bridge, then back to the eastbound side. This is because a narcissist is all about him/herself and believes that do not have to wait in traffic like everyone else.

Joe:

Damn! Look at that Highway 80 Narcissist go! He really thinks he doesn’t have to wait like the rest of us.

Jim:

I see him! He probably beats his wife also!

80/20 diet

A simple diet plan of eating only 80% of healthy foods and 20% of unhealthy foods.

Eversince a coworker told me about the 80/20 diet I now only eat garden salads and fresh fruits during the week but, on the weekend it's nothing but, burgers, hotdogs, and fries.

Pretty 80's

Something that seems like a good idea at the time, but was a poor choice in retrospect.

Named after the titular decade.

Ex. 1

"Dude, I can't believe you dated Lindsey!"

"Yeah, that was pretty 80's..."

Ex. 2

I got pretty wasted at the party last night. Those tequila shots were pretty 80's.

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80's man

A man generally in his 30's with an inferiority complex. Can be found driving rusted, or freshly primered, bad running, IROCs or Cameros wearing ripped up stone washed jeans, a sleeveless shirt (most likely stained and/or sporting a butt rock logo), a grease stained NASCAR hat, sporting a 10/90, challenging you to races. If not found in the driver's seat, this specimen will have a IROC or Camero on blocks in his front lawn next to the pile of PBR cans.

Hey dude, I bet 80's man here challenges me to a race.

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80's Hot

Refers to women in 80's movies who were probably hot in the 80's, but when seen now, look like freaks.

Wow, that girl in 16 candles isn't hot at all. She was very 80's hot though.

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20-80 Rule

In any nightclub in America you go to, 20 percent of the guys there are getting 80 percent of the action. The other 80 percent of the guys are usually too chicken shit to do anything but watch the hot girls dance while sipping on their drinks and getting horny.

Always remember the 20-80 rule when you go out.

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80's rock

80's Rock was full of new styles and experimental types of music that really differed from the traditional rock and roll of Elvis to ZZ Top,

80's rock was a continuation of the evolving rock and roll.

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