Nudes

The defenition is NAOMI BITCH!!!

I sat on a cucumber and sent nudes to my dog

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his nudeness

a male who is particularly good at being nude, possibly nude very often, usually occurring at parties, while having sex, walking the dog, etc. This male may be refered to as his nudeness, or his nudeness sir.

I saw his nudeness earlier today, he was nude.

Or

Hello his nudeness sir, how are you today?

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no nudes november

a play on the no shave november thing. but it’s the act of not sending nudes for the whole duration of november. kind of like the girls alternative of No fap November.

Guy: Send nudes

Girl: Not until December 1st
Guy: Wtf why
Girl: No nudes November

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Bacon Nudes

A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.

Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.

I looked at some bacon nudes, then I ate them.

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butt nude

Butt nude is when your full butt is exposed to the elements. Other articles of clothing can be worn however, both cheeks must be on display to be considered butt nude

Dude, did you see that bum in the alley?! He was wearing a shitty ass coat but was totally butt nude.

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nude bank

Nudes sent by a girl

“Boy I have a nude bank”

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nude food

Strawberries, cherries, bananas, chocolate and whip cream that is used by a couple in the bedroom for romance. sex, love, romance, couple, bedroom, marriage, hook-up, seduction

I have not seen my wife all week. I'm going to drop by the grocery store and pick up some nude food and maybe we can have a romantic evening.

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