passing thought

A sudden idea

Hey, I just had a passing thought. Do you need help making the shelves level?

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Thought Sex

Imagining having sex with someone

Jessica: "Tom is so into me, we had sex last night"

Sally "Nu'uhh! hes into me, i had THOUGHT SEX with him weeks before!"

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Thought criminal

This is a person the left dislikes

People are calling me a thought criminal

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thoughts and prayers

what NRA-funded politicians say after a mass shooting, instead of working on gun control

mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr

politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs

mass shooter: *shoots politician*

politician: *fucking dies*

NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*

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Sunny Thoughts

Evil, egotistical, or otherwise socially unacceptable thoughts which pop into one's head after watching the TV Show, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

My bad, man, I've been watching so much Always Sunny that I've started having these Sunny Thoughts.

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Cough Thought

when you say something rude, mean, or insulting, but try to cover it up by coughing loudly

When Chelsey said her dad was letting her get a pony just because she asked once, Ellen cough thought "daddy's girl".

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Broken thought

When you think you have come up with a great idea or response / reply to something, but you have only half-thunk it, and therefor you have a broken thought. Here's a good example.

Announcer: Question number 13, What are several things people are doing these days besides getting involved with tech?
James (in his head): " Oh this is gonna be easy! I can think of several already! " *BUZZ!*
Announcer: James!
James: " Well, people do lots of things each day like... " (in his head) Oh shit... I can't think of anything...
Announcer: Tiiiimes Up!
...
(James, and D-Jay, after the contest)
D-Jay: What happened back there man? Cat got your tounge?
James: I had a broken thought.
D-Jay: Dayum.

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