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1- Thou shall have no other CoDs before Modern Warfare 4.
2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.
3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.
4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.
5- Thou shall not grill.
6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.
7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.
8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.
9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.
10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.
Don't forget to blindly follow any and all doctrines or manifests that your parents tell you to, especially the 10 commandments.
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Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.
Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?
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One badass mother fucker who keeps the party crackin all night long.
You see that guy pulling a Commander Cain at the party last night?
Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.
"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."
1. You shall have no other God’s before me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy.
5. Honor your father and mother.
6. Thou shalt not kill. — God wants us to protect human life.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
9. Thou shall not bear false witness.
10. You shall not covet.
I'm sure the Urban Dictionary has the meanings of the words, I would tell you, but that would probably be to long of a definition. Read Exodus 20 for more answers.
"The 10 Commandments are..."
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when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling
it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread
A total boss. It is a group of individuals that you can count on to get the job done. You would trust these people with your life. A Poncho Commander never lets go, he is a ride or die person.
My wife walked outside in a bikini, that guy looked at her straight in the eyes and never strayed, he is a true poncho commander.