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the fact of being scientifically innocent. the admision of taking a police brbe in court. the distiction between diplomatic decision and scientific facts. real hard evidence. not the expert witness textimony of twelve strangers overhearing 100,000 peoples rumours. scientific fact with concrete satilite evidence.
backed by satellite thermal imaging and magnification into your home since the USA army claims it can "see up your ass" as is observable in the jarhead series, that's being scientifically innocent.
A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.
Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints
Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.
Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.
Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?
Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.
Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.
1. Someone who acts like a rebel without knowing.
2. My handle.
Example #1
Charli: Hey, where’s Benji?
Jaelynn: He’s probably being an innocent rebel.
Example #2
Bff: Hey, what’s your Urban Dictionary username?
Me: One, it’s HANDLE. Two, It’s Innocent Rebel.
The term you use when you feel intimately isolated and in need of physical affection, but forgot what being touched starved is
Tod: I’ve been feeling really innocent horny lately. I need a hug.
Hans: Sounds like you’re just touch starved.