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The act of completely losing your mind for a period of time, releasing Irish fury upon those around you.
Stage 1: Incident
Something happens to create an uncomfortable situation. This includes rude comments/suggestions and physical actions.
Stage 2: Reaction
You respond, at first non-violent. This may be just a puzzled look, or perhaps you ask, "Excuse me?" in order to clarify that the comment/action was directed at you.
Stage 3: Interpretation
You process the situation. If the comment/action is interpreted as being irritating/threatening to you, then you first feel a drain of emotion. Then anger starts bubbling in slowly. Your eyes go a little numb, your hands start to tingle, chills rise up your back and you start to tremble. Your jaw usually locks up and the muscles tighten as fury starts setting in.
Stage 4: Snap
This is the stage when you basically lose all control of all of your actions/words. You verbally/physically assault any and all offending members and anyone who gets in the way. Anger takes over you completely, controlling everything.
Stage 5: Hiatus
When one goes Irish, it can end in many ways. Perhaps you pass out. Maybe you just calm down. Anyway, the rage ends… eventually.
The side effects of going Irish include but are not limited to: high blood pressure, uncontrollable movement, damaged relationships, black eyes, problems with the law, broken chairs, lose of feeling and sore fists.
Robert: Hey Steve! God, what happened to your face?!
Steve: I told James that his mother was an English whore. It made him frickin' go Irish on me.
Robert: Oh, well that's your fault then.
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a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).
She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.
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The coolest, most awesome form of swag ever: irish people have been swaggering since the dawn of time – and they didn't even exist back then (So f**king awesome!)
"i saw his dance moves at the club; he definitely has that irish swag!"
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To add alcohol to a beverage ie coffee or soda
Dude this frink aint dat nice
Dude lets make it irish
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one hell of a legend, born in the heart of ireland; dave is thriving in irish charm and charisma
hey did you meet irish dave today?
no he was out stopping crime and saving the world from irish based destruction
A very tough person who stands for what is right and has a strong belief. Passionate in everything and always aiming for the top. Always doing the very best because if the best ain't done, regret would resurface. A worthy leader and a loyal believer. Emotionally unstable but always making the best out of everything.
Wow! She's irish anne.
Imported cheese from China when the box says “100% Irish mozzarella “the fecking liars they are
“Irish Pizza is the nicest! But one problem is that they have Chinese cheese on them....”