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Israel Defense Forces

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.

Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

The Israel Defense Forces are committing genocide.

by jane doe 33445566 August 18, 2024

41πŸ‘ 304πŸ‘Ž


Israel Defense Forces

Losers.

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, woman and children are their favorite targets.

Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.

by jane doe 33445566 August 18, 2024

51πŸ‘ 339πŸ‘Ž


Reverse-Israel

noun/verb

When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,

so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space

noun: "Ah, my lunchbox is in your spot - lemme do a Reverse-Israel."

verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.

by Cap'n Tinwhistle June 5, 2024

32πŸ‘ 293πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

When a country is in need of technical assistance often for the purpose of saving lives Israel will dispatch specialized help in order to aid them.

Turkey was Israeled last July when The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Homefront Command dispatched the 150-person search-and-rescue team to Adana to help rescue and assist earthquake victims there.

by June 3, 2024

558πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

When you visit your friend's place, become overly fond of it, and consider taking it over while evicting them. However, things take a heated turn as they resist, turning the situation into a struggle, albeit with an implication that they might be in the wrong for opposing your intentions.

My place has been Israeled by my poor friend.

by Foxxyfoxx January 26, 2024

34πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

When that narcissist moves in your house too soon after you meet, (particularly in the winter because sleeping on a bench at this time of year won’t suffice) and sometime down the line he has to be removed by the police because he refuses to leave after he abuses you to no end; takes ownership of you, your soul, your house, he even tries sleeping with your neighbour and your sister too, that’s how entitled he is while stealing your money, lying to you, triangulating you with his mother and his dog too; gaslighting you, isolating, and smear campaigning against your person to make you look like you’re the crazy and abusive one.

Darling I’m sorry to say but I think you’ve been Israeled by a hobosexual.

by 8e8 December 27, 2023

17πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


israeled

To act like the victim 24/7, but is able to steal things that belongs to someone else.

Peter joined Hamed's pool party, despite not being invited. After the party ended and everyone left, Peter kicked Hamed out of his own house!

Hamed is yelling "I got israeled! Help!"

Don't be like Peter!

by ggreals November 5, 2023

718πŸ‘ 980πŸ‘Ž