That's what she said

Remark intended to make a normal statement sexual. Some people use this against statements that couldn't be construed sexually, thus making it very annoying.

Guy 1: "You suck"
Guy 2: "That's what she said"
Guy 1: "Dude stop it"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!"
Guy 1: "That one wasn't even funny!"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!!"
Guy 1: "Dude, keep it up and I'll stab you!"
Guy 2: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!... hey wait that one actually work- *Gets punched out by Guy 1* OWWW!! That was rough!"
Guy 1: "That's what she said"

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said no one ever

An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.

"Thank god it's Monday," said no one ever.

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That's what Jeeves said

a proper response to any sort of homoerotic reference or innuendo

Person 1: I don't like it from the top, I like it from the back.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

Person 1: This is gonna be so long and hard.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

etc.

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That's what she said

One of the best jokes on earth.

"Johnny, let me hold your wood for a second."
"That's what she said!"

"You drilled this in pretty deep, Johnny."
"That's what she said! Hahaha!"

"Stop!! Seriously. How old are you?"
"That's what she said."

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That's what she said

A popular sexual innuendo used to make others--and ultimately, yourself--laugh.

In other words, you use it when the person says something that a girl might say during sexual intercourse.

Colton: You get the top; I will be the bottom.
Jake: That's what she said

Jake: Oh shit! It's stuck in there!
Colton: That's what she said.

Football Coach: That's right boys; nice and steady- not too fast, not too slow; just at the right speed.

Jake & Colton: That's what she said.

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so I said to mabel I said

Attempt at conversation that fills dead air.

After we all watched liz stumble to the table dave said "So I said to mable I said" to draw attention away from her.

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that's what she said

used to turn a comment into a sexual innuendo

(in a precalc classroom)

teacher: ok guys, i know that these problems are hard, and they're long and a pain in the butt, but you still have to do them

Student: that's what she said

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