Everybody's been there and done that. When you have to take a shit and there's no toilet paper , no nothing around. So you have to "Sacrifice a sock" . Now you can wipe your ass, but you are missing a sock
Sun fu and his cousin fu sun were out fishing. Sun fu had to poop, fu sun didn't have toilet paper...he had to sacrifice a sock
Post ejaculation into a condom aka sock, one slides it off the still engorged member and flops the saggy, wet condom upside the head of their partner. May be delivered in repeated in repetitive , back and forth flops against both sides of their face if desired.
I sock flopped Rachel real good last night. I had a full nut so it was wet smackin.
If you have socks on while taking part in a homosexual action it is considered not gay because you are not fully committed to the act, however once those socks are removed the act and every member of the participating party becomes as gay as James Charles due to the lack of socks which means that you are fully committed to said homosexual action
Chad- “Bro I just saw Larry give some dude head, that’s so gay!”
Randy- “Wait was he wearing socks?”
C- “Yeah why?”
R- “Then it’s not gay”
C- “What do you mean?”
R- “If a participant is wearing socks then it cancels out the gayness and they are therefore not gay”
C- “Where’d you hear that?”
R- “It’s common knowledge man it’s called the Sock Rule”
C- “Hmmmmm, ok seems legit”
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The sock that one masturbates in and then hides under the sink.
Last night I busted a nut in a sink sock and hid it from my wife.
When a person is having a masturbation session, they are about to blow their load, but they haven't got something to unload into, they pick up a dirty sock and blow the load into it. They forget it's lying there for weeks, and the cum makes the sock harden like cardboard.
Tom: Dude, what is up with that smelly sock?
Jeffrey: Dude, I was lazy, I blew my big load into that sock last week and it's like cardboard now.
Tom: Cardboard socks!
Those white and blue/pink striped socks femboys wear. Seeing as how a vast majority of programmers are joked to be furries or femboys, that's where this saying gets it's origin.
Twink A: Babe you look really good in your programmer socks, wanna put them on for me?
Twink B: Sure! UwU