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Jeff is sweet soul who often is misunderstood. Although he has talent written all over, he lacks ambition and drive on his own. With the right encouraging his talents can take him very far! Shy and almost awkward around people who don't know him keeps him introverted often- but once he loosens up his humor and laugh positively stand out. He is kind hearted, loving and tends to need a mate to feel complete however he is known to seek extra attention and sometimes cheat if he thinks he can get away with it. When he finds his soulmate (that's his complete opposite) that will keep him in check, they will stay happily together!
Otherwise he will go from mate to mate and continue his sneaky ways, if forgiven once he will repeatedly do it!
Jeff was sneaky but not sneaky enough!
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A rather strange man, who changes his car every two days, has a jordan meter, is old, likes younger women, parties on the weekend, attends church every sunday, wears a blue raincoat with everything, and says girls names weird. He also loves someone named kirsten.
Person 1: Have you seen jeff today!?
Person 2: Yeah, hes talking to kirsten.
Person 1: Okay thanks.
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A mythical gym creature capable of moving seemingly impossible amounts of weight all while demonstrating below average form. Some say you can identify a Bro Jeff by seeing them front squat 315 lbs with a wide stance and overextending the knees.
"Wow, look at Bro Jeff lifting all that weight.”