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Jakob Jørgerenseren

A league semi pro, that was born in 1999, is above 169 cm and weights less than 50 kg of flesh and bone, no fat he a skinny boi. Has a Mexican gf that teaches toddlers to speak englando or some shit like that. In the league community he used to be a toxic yasuo/zed player that would blame everyone for being bad, but now he has changed his ways, and is playing chogath top or the infamous "Mads costplay" strategy, witch basically is picking garen top and running it down while screaming at the top of your lungs "MADS COSTPLAY".

Jens:Jakob Jørgerenseren you suck LOL!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!

by Cartoon COON October 26, 2018


jakob aronsson

really strong guy, good with friends and has some really good relationship skills.

hey! are you one of those jakob aronsson's?

by SimpThePimp August 30, 2017


jakob brown

Jakob Brown is a very loving guy. He is very shy but when you get to know him he is very funny and you will adore him. He is very hot and attractive any girl would want him. He is sporty and he love fishing and motorbike riding. If he is your boyfriend he will be there for you no matter what. If you meet a Jakob brown get him before any other girl does.

Girl 1:see that guy over there.. He is very hot.
Girl2: yeah I know his name is Jakob Brown

by Tay_is_the_bomb1234 October 27, 2018


pullin a jakob

Fucking a good friends girlfriend. Or fucking the girl everyone wants just because they want it, not you

he totally fucked my girl, thats not juicy bra, hes pullin a jakob

by GoRays September 1, 2010


Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.

I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩

by Cheatercheaterpumpkineater April 5, 2023


Jakobing

The act of getting 4th place in a competition

The athlete who didn’t take a podium spot is Jakobing so hard.

by tpul August 7, 2024


Jakobing

One who performs extensive planning and cries when the plan fails. Taking pictures of everyone they're with and everything they eat. The act of kissing someone drunk while being sober and dabs afterward. Someone who is bisexual but argues about being straight while considering fucking the same sex. One who over uses the term "up to you" but does not really mean it.

Someone who is Jakobing : Okay we're going to get 3 Bing Seu's and 2 toasts but up to you na

Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes

Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!

Alejandro: No!

Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)

by Iloveafs May 23, 2017