Jasonic

the state of being/emotion that is jasonic: feeling or looking awesome, fresh, or swag. synonyms include: quirky, radical, maniacal, wise, happy, optimistic, motivated, and thousands of others. antonyms include: serious, sad, uncool, depressed, anxious, and Jared.

I feel so Jasonic today, you can suck my nuts.

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Jason

His brothers a chief

Jason said, “you know that my brothers a chief, right?”

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Jason

Jason's tend to fall in love with the best. Like, Kristina's. People with the name Jason will do anything to get the other person happy. They love Kristina and they will never stop. Ever.

"Whose that couple dating?"
"Oh that's just Jason and Kristina!"

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Jason

A loner. Usually a sad individual that drinks in excess. More than likely suffers from PPD or otherwise known as paranoid personality disorder. If not treated early, later in life can turn into full blown schizophrenia. Don't ever trust a Jason to go through on any promise. They are also compulsive liars.

Did you hear about Mark?

Ah, who cares...he was such a Jason.

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Jason

Jason - An intelligent guy with no heart.

Jason is a sociopath,stay out of his way you will only get burned..

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Jason

Jason is usually a large lumber jack type. Big, manly and indigenous to areas like Alaska, Washington or Montana but can occasionally be found in Colorado. They are not known to be romantic but are hard working and known to show affection by doing odd jobs around the house or by working overtime. They are rare to find and therefore very valuable. One of their unusual traits is that they are always found to have huge hands with sausage fingers. (Another valuable asset some might say.) Really rare Jasons also have a freckled complexion that on other men may look odd but on a Jason it looks HOT!

Jane: Amazing! Where did you find that Jason? Do you know where I can get one?
Mary: Stay back Jane! I may look small but I can get scrappy if you try to steal my Jason!
Jane: Whoa there Mary, although he is mighty handsome I wasn't looking for me. My sister Nancy could use a Jason. I, myself am more into Janets than Jasons.

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Jason

A fucking wanker who ignores his girlfriend

him-" I can't talk to you today sorry, I'm busy" *plays crappy video game*

Me-"he says he can't talk to me today, but he's playing a fucking game"
Friend-"look's like your dealing with a Jason"

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