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Jasper, Texas

*A city that used to be peaceful until, in 1998, a vicious hate-crime occurred; degenerate white racists were going to drop a black man off back home, but before that they stopped in an unknown area to have a couple of drinks......but then that's when the three racists beat up the black person, and ultimately tied his leg up to the back of their truck and then dragged him, and upon the truck turning, the one being dragged got decapitated by a sewage pipe underneath a road.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.

*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.

*To drag someone behind your vehicle.

"See Michael Moore and all you Mooreons? NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL!!"
-me

"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"

by Dave May 22, 2004

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wee jasper

A shithole amongst towns, hundreds of miles from the nearest non related female thats not the issue it dosent stop the locals from a little inbreading.

Hi my name is tim and i really love the ladies, ehhhhhh.

by Bob Marley July 28, 2004

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jasper kink

a kink to the best person in the entire galaxy , the person you’d spend your entire life with . having a jasper kink means extreme obsession and horniness . the symptoms of having this are vomiting n gagging when she’s not there , barking whenever she’s around , choking to death when ur not on the phone w her , and more .

“ damn bruh i can’t breathe
“ yeah jasper not here so u not breathing their air rn , thats that jasper kink . “

by xvrseu April 27, 2023


Jasper moment

Getting drunk and dragging people you don’t like outside for a “chat

Jasper: Kaz come outside now!!

*grabs Kaz by the shirt*
Everyone else: that was Jasper moment

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021


Jasper y

A bitch who is obsessed with tittes and wanna fuck u

Why jasper Y why

by Hornyavacado November 12, 2020


vince jasper

A brown kid with a big ass dick. He has sex with girls everyday gives people black eyes

Vince Jasper you have a big dick

by Poplar March 14, 2017


jasper H

the most faily person alive
genraly a person who fails at everything they do in life

lol at that dude he's such a jasper H

by i haza life November 15, 2011