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a) A form of ridicule regarding the obesity of a certain individual.
b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.
a) "That ain't no beer gut. That's pure Beef Jerky."
b) "I think I've lost my watch in your Beef Jerky."
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When an angle is stiff or rigid it is also known as herky-jerky. If your teacher ever asks you a question about transformations in middle school, always say that transformations are herky-jerky movements.
Teacher: Yo bruh, u got some of dat mathematics info cuz?
Student: Yuh. You already KNOW that be herky-jerky
Teacher: Hell yeah my dude.
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getting dick in the gas station restroom.
James wanted to get some gas station jerky at the next res stop. James loves him some gas station jerky.
It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.
It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.
How Jeff Dunham Shoots a gun.
You sure are a Jerky McTrigger Slap with that pistol.
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a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery
pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?
pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
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The act of ejaculating on a strip of teriyaki jerky and feeding it to your partner.
Teriyaki Jizz Jerky: “I told my man I was hungry so he ejaculated on a strip of teriyaki jerky and suddenly I was full.”