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Political Jerry

A Political Jerry is someone who’s gullible and of dangerously low political intellect who lets their significant other or friend group change/manipulate their beliefs in a quick manner. The difference between most people and a Political Jerry is they start believing what ever is being told to them and start pretending to be a political scientist. Political Jerries will do things like post odd/cringey/false political stuff on social media, show up to protest/rallies they know nothing about about, and attempt in debating people who are more educated or qualified than them but always end up looking stupid.

Political Jerry’s are prone to getting upset/emotional when being corrected, made fun of (for posting dumb political stuff), or losing a debate they started. They don’t like to be told them and their “source(s)” of knowledge are wrong because they already feel intellectually vulnerable.

A Political Jerry is the most dangerous thing to democracy because they’ve shown their inability to think on their own, do proper research, and prefer to be told what to think.

Ever since Christina started hanging out with her new friends, she’s become a Political Jerry since all she does these days is talk about Pro-Russian politics. We asked her to point out Russia on a map and she pointed to Argentina.

Mark grew up mainly republican until he met his girlfriend a year ago. Now he’s become Political Jerry constantly uploading liberal stuff to his social media and in his group chats.

Our buddy Chris keeps has been a real political Jerry these days. He keeps getting all offended and emotional after getting made fun of for sending us either incorrect/inaccurate political memes. I don’t get it, he does this often and it’s a cycle that occurs often with him.

by Smallestdaddylongleg July 27, 2023


Jerry the dick

When a girl does some bullshit and you get back at her.

I can't give her Jerry the dick man, her friends are way older than me.

by Limonski January 17, 2020


That's gold, Jerry!

A quote by the character Kenny Bania from the television series, Seinfield.

It is used to describe a statement full of perceived value or greatness.

It is best used when referring to something that is funny.

Similar to the phrase: "That's classic."

Jerry: "Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine."

Kenny: "That's gold, Jerry! Gold."

by jahroy June 15, 2013

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jerry beans

an overwhelmingly powerful midget or short person

"Tell your husband to get out of the house! You're dealing with the jerry beans girl!"

by jerrybeans man September 10, 2009

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Jerry The Duck

Jerry is a Duck who is famous on TikTok, he is usually found in a pool, or in the bathtub, or in the toilet.

It’s Jerry the duck

by Iamboredsoidothis August 29, 2019


Jerry Trainor

An underrated actor. He's had bit parts on television shows like Malcolm in the Middle and Drake and Josh, and in movies such as Donnie Darko.

He currently is underutilized on iCarly as Spenser Shay. One wonders how much better the show would be if he was the main character.

Is there anything that needs to be said about Jerry Trainor that hasn't been already?

by billy_buddy_of_doom3 December 6, 2009

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Bloody Jerry

When a guy has sex with a girl on her period and his penis gets covered in her menstrual blood.

Damn dude, my girl was on period but wanted sex. All I got was a bloody jerry.

by This long February 25, 2018