To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.
That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?
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Metrosexual charming guy. All love him but he's too much of a cocky bastard to choose just one girl. He's got to have at least 4 of them. He's musical and talented but short and childlike. Jesses tend to attract many people them with either their devastatingly good looks or their personality. You will never be disappointed when you've got a Jesse around. You might have to buy him some boots to make up for his height. Jesses overall are pretty cool.
"He's a total Jesse you guys!"
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A chemical-based meatbag. He thinks he is better than everyone. Don't ever be a friend of Jesse's.
Jesse) YOUR CHEATING.
Abby) im not even on that
Jesse)says personal and mean stuff
Abby)goes to teacher crying.
Jesse)I didn't do anything
Abby)slaps him
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A dumb faggot that plays Gta5 all day and refuses
That kid is like Jesse always playing Gta5
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Person : ITS JESS
Other person : WOAH!!!
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A big gay faggot. Who has the biggest gay out of every single gay around
βDid u see Jesseβ
βYah he has the big gayβ
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