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Jizz Sweats

To abstain from masturbation or sex for such a long time that you start sweating semen.

After abstaining for 7 days Jimmy awkwardly got the Jizz sweats at Grandma's house.
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by Peggyatthestar January 26, 2015

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pineapple jizz

pineapple flavored jizz after consuming one pineapple

omg he had pineapple jizz all over my shirt but it tasted amaziinggg

by woah man i rule January 30, 2011


Jizz Popsicle

A frozen concoction made primarily of jizz used in the act of feltching. A jizz popsicle is most commonly used in the wilderness at various man camps along the Rhode Island coast.

His ass was so tight, I had to use a jizz popsicle to loosen and numb him up.

by PhilthyFeltcher February 25, 2017


Jizz Flick

After the dribble of cum comes out of a pussy and forms a puddle on the bed, you flick the puddle at someone

cum pudding

Niamh got a cum pudding jizz flicked at her face

by geoffthejizzflicker November 13, 2018


Jizz-berries

testicles; AKA your balls

America's Funniest Home Videos is just a bunch of dudes getting hit in the jizz-berries.

Every time I hear that song "Baby" I just wanna kick Justin Beaver square in the jizz berries.

by Mr.Dr. Professor Chester July 15, 2010


Jizz Drop

when a guy cums inside a woman and over the next few hours it comes out of her and usually has a pugent odour

"I hate having sex without a condom, I hate jizz drop!"

by Heilds July 25, 2009


jizz river

The act of ejaculating so much during a cream pie that it creates a backflow of jizz and travels down into the anus.

Billy hasn’t masturbated or had sex in a few days. He probably will give Cindy a jizz river tonight after he gets home from work.

by JohnnyDarkEyes November 13, 2017