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John

A nice fellow with a fat ass and a leather jacket. John is nice but can be a bit of an asshole when you ask for sex. He says no almost everytime. He is always a white male.

Me: That guy has a fat ass.
Friend: Yeah. He is a John.
Me: I'll go fuck him
Friend: He will say no.
Me: Wanna fuck
John: No. You no have fat ass
Me: Oh no no
John: oh yeah yeah

by 5ive3Gaming February 5, 2019


John

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk

Hi Iโ€™m john

by Beefcake45 November 24, 2021


John

Is a bitch

Johns a bitch

by RicanKev May 15, 2020

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John

big gay boi with big small penis

john is fat

by KeyboardUser1000 March 8, 2019

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John

Is a gay midget who is trash at all video games and will never get married and have a decent job however he is a good friend at times

U are big John

by Sapsucker January 21, 2019

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John

Literally one of the most common names other than Muhammad. Typically a tall man with a fit build. Often times blue eyes and blonde or light brown hair. Can be extremely annoying yet funny as hell. Extremely caring and puts other people first. Faithful and loving and not afraid to show his emotions. Absolutely incredible athlete.

Who's Kirsten's new boyfriend?
Omg she's dating John, she's so lucky!

by Jaydee red April 25, 2016

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John

A guy who is very attractive in many ways and have a big dick like 7 inches is a good kisser very confusing and can get a girl at anytime.It will seem like he don't love you at points but he will always be therefor you no matter what happens.and he can dress and very popular and handsome as hell.

You see John over there he so handsome I wish he was my boyfriend๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

by Diamond Reyes March 13, 2016

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