Random
Source Code
Random
A nutbuster.
There is no wonder from where Cassie Cage inherited this nutbusting x-ray move...Well,surely from Johnny Cage's nutbusting finishing brutality.
Similar to a Wet Willy except you are sticking a penis in someone's ear, not a wet finger.
Guy: Man, Frank schooled Bob by giving him a Wet Johnny!
Guy2: Is Frank gay?
A man that has done the impossible, he lived in a poor family with his other family members working in the military hopefully gaining a dime for their efforts just to survive. Johnny dropped out of high school at the age of 15 and worked as a pizza delivery man to gain money for his poor poor family. Eventually he signed up to be a plumber, then a police man, a military veteran, then a firefighter. After that he went back to school to gain his degrees and he became a teacher. Sadly, he had cancer and lost all of his hair, his family cried over him in his "Death Bed" every day, hoping for it to be just a silly nightmare. But Johnny, survived his cancer, he became a doctor and cured cancer so no one had to experience what this chad experienced. He then got married shortly after and worked as a teacher in school, teaching kids and teens about Maths and Sex Ed. He then decided to become an astronaut and explore many planets, this man's life story shows how we should never give up even when life is hard on us.
Plus he also did all of our moms
Johnny Sins is my dad, people mistake people for being fatherless but it's because our father is working really hard guys
The "Morning" for someone who is hungover and has been out partying. The afternoon for everyone else.
Apparently the phrase was spawned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named "Johnny" who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.
Son stumbles into the living room at 2:43pm
Dad: "Johnny morning son"
Son: "Errrrg I'm never drinking again"
and
Two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
"Johnny Morning bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"I don't know, lets go get a fucking bacon sandwich"
A UK slang term for a cannabis Joint
"Hey, light that Johnny-T"
"I'm gonna roll a Johnny-T soon"
"Oi, wake up. Here Have this Johnny-T "
A absolute milf.
She is so hot and has massive tits everyone wants to fuck her.
Damn I wanna fuck Johnny’s mom
Someone who has more meat than Arbie's
Girl#1 :Omg its Johnny Otis
Girl#2 : Girl I heard he has "THE MEAT!"
Girl#1: " mmmm yes girl I bet he tastes better than that sandwich on that new Arbie's commercial"
Girl#1andGirl#2 : HAHAHA "JOHNNY.......HE HAS THE MEAT!!!!!