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1. Anyone who isn't British.
2. Anyone likely to be given a metaphorical 'bloody nose' by a plucky Brit.
Examples include 'Jerry' and 'the Frogs' (in that order)
See also
The Great Escape (1963), in which Johnny Foreigner is given a sound thrashing by a number of plucky Brits and other less important characters from the colonies. Later on, without giving away the plot, events go slightly a wry for the protagonists. Not to worry though, as Jerry's uppence comes, eventually leading to the end of Nazi Germany.
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The best, sexiest, hottest, funniest, most talented actor on the face of the earth. One of the only men that I can think of who you couldn't make ugly if you tired. And also one of the only men who looks fine in eyeliner!
"I'm going to smoke this cigarette, and then I'm going to buy another pack and smoke the shit out of that one."
Johnny Depp, Secret Window
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A legendary country/rock and roll musician, born in Arkansas, who enjoyed the peak of his popularity in the 60s. Recently portrayed in the Oscar winning film Walk the Line by Joaquin Phoenix, Cash was nicknamed "The Man in Black." He is arguably most famous for his song "Folsom Prison Blues," describing the hardships of residing in a prison located so close to a railroad track. He is one of three men to have the honor to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the Country Music Hall of Fame, and the Songwriters Hall of Fame. In short, JC is the balls, and we will all miss him dearly.
I just listened to Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire and jizzed myself out of pure excitement.
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A legendary Chicago boy who keeps blessing everyone with his insane talent and stunning visuals.
NCTzen #1: Oh my god did you see Seo Johnny?!
NCTzen #2: Wow he's so talented I'm bald!
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A nutbuster.
There is no wonder from where Cassie Cage inherited this nutbusting x-ray move...Well,surely from Johnny Cage's nutbusting finishing brutality.
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Similar to a Wet Willy except you are sticking a penis in someone's ear, not a wet finger.
Guy: Man, Frank schooled Bob by giving him a Wet Johnny!
Guy2: Is Frank gay?
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