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A state of mind in which an individual kills 30 homeless residents of Alabama and proceeds to empty their intestines. Then taking those remnants they build several assault rifles and hold the nearest government official for hostage (generally with no purpose). They commit three hours of intense sodomy and then kill what ever corpse remains. If by now they have slipped out of Jonah Mode they fucking kill them selves, if not they systematically plan racial and ethnic division within their nations to lead to mass genocides.
I almost went into Jonah Mode yesterday
When you scam someone really hard that they shit themselves.
Jonah: Let's have a knife fight mid.
Bridger: Okay.
Jonah: *uses a poison dart M249"
Bridger: Jonah Scammed
Pull a Jonah - When a person aces a test with little or no studying.
"I didn't study! I hope i pull a jonah!"
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Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.
The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.
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Jonah Scott is a voice actor and twitch streamer, Best known for his role as legosi in Beastars.
Person 1: Hey you know Jonah Scott?
Person 2: Oh you mean the #1 voice actor and twitch streamer on the planet? Of course!
The point of mental breakage, till the point you lose all of your dignity. And you jump off a bridge naked in front of your friends
Oh dude yea was doing the Jonah and my mom found out and now I'm grounded