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Jon Roberts

A smart,ruthless,successful and ballsy Cocaine Importer based in Miami Florida during the late nineteen seventies and ninety eighties. He used many people to help his operation and didn't take shit from anyone except his girlfriend Toni Moon. He was busted only because another cocaine importer he teamed up with got busted (Max Mermelstein.)

Jon Roberts:The government hired me to bring guns into Nicuragua to help the freedom fighters. Idecided that it would be risky to bring cocaine on their air-crafts.
Everyone he tells this to: Nuh-uh you're full of shit.
Jon Roberts: *pulls up old news paper article and baffles person/people*

by Fascinated Spirit March 21, 2013

hungry jon

Hungry Jon is a person when there about to die and will do anything to cook up some fish and eat it. You better not steal his fish, especially His talpas. You will die if you eat his fish.

Pon: about to die of hunger.
Pon: pon is a hungry Jon

Pon: cooks up some fish
Beverett: steals fish and eats it in front of pon.
Pon: ᎯℕᎶℰℛᎽ.
Beverett: turns in to a hippo and gets big dose of radiation from 1945 Hiroshima.
Beverett: grows 8 legs and 43 elbows.
Pon: smiles while beverett the mutant hippo dies from sharks. In a lake

by Drinkingcarrots October 22, 2018

Jon Lach

Jon Lach, born on April 3, 2001, is an Independent Rapper, Singer, Producer, and Motivational speaker from Grand Rapids, Michigan. The genres of music he makes are Hip hop music, and Alternative R&B. He started writing music at the age of 13. He had a rough life growing up. He grew up with his father being out of the picture for most of his childhood, and when he was 6 years old his mother got addicted to drugs which made him and his older brother end up in foster care. He has been in and out of foster care throughout his life. He has struggled with depression, anxiety, drug addictions, abusive homes, and much more. When he was 15, he was homeless, and on the run for a month. When he was 16 his girlfriend committed suicide in front of him. Starting at age 13, he would turn to writing music as a way of therapy to cope with the struggles of his life. He wants to change the world, and inspire others through his art, and his message. He has created a movement called Sleepless. It's called sleepless because he has spent so many long nights putting in hard work because his dreams are worth more than his sleep. The goal of the sleepless movement is to spread love, inspire people to chase their dreams, and to use his gifts/talents to help others, ultimately to make the world a better place.

Jon Lach is a fucking legend

by Facts all facts April 8, 2021

Jon Voight

Jon Voight is an actor.

The biggest contribution he made to the world was was when he had sex with Marcheline Bertrand in 1974; Bertrand later gave birth to Angelina Jolie.

Karl: Jon Voight is Angelina Jolie's father?
Mark: Who the fuck is Jon Voight?

by Snabelj August 12, 2006

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