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E-peen - Online penis size. Basically online ego, how awesome/respected you are.
E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.
An e-peen joust:
Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one
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A practice which gay athletes do in their spare time in the locker room where they ram at each other with their penises.
"Tyler's penis was bent in a tragic locker room jousting accident. Ryan couldn't fix it."
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adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.
You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.
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When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.
The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.
The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.
Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.
Lightning flashes
Everyone: Where did you come from??!!
Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!
the act of sticking your penis in another guys butt hole for sport
im going over to brads house for genticoll jousting
It's been a fortnight since the young squire took part in the towns butt jousting tournament.
When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole
Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting