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juan

Juan's have a huge dick to put in girls and always get pussy every night. no jerking off needed. All the girls want to at least give him head or a hand-job. He could steal your girl like that. you blink your girl is sucking Juan's cock. nobody get's more pussy than the Juan you know.

I can see the huge bulk in JUAN'S pants from here!!!!!

by laid2000 May 2, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


juan

smarter than the average american and able to last, please and continue pleasing the american female thats why you see more juans than johns with american females HAHA

Juan gimmie sum ,juan you still awake , juan you smell good juan im glad you swam the river ,juan you are the meat in my smokehouse

by apache_princess1 April 21, 2008

2412๐Ÿ‘ 1589๐Ÿ‘Ž


juan on juan

When one mexican or beaner plays another mexican in basketball, this is considered to be "juan on juan"

"Hey Julio, do you wanna go get a burrito with me then play some juan on juan?"

"That juan on juan yesterday was real dope. Those guys were sweating so much, it looked like they were trying to cross the border or something."

by Gabby D. December 2, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


juan

a great basketball player. usually an aquarius. great kisser but isn't faithful unless they truly love someone. only bad thing about them is that they have a chode. great hair and beautiful smile. heart breaker. doesn't like being bossed around or people getting in his love life. biggest pet peeve trying to talk to them when mad.

hey who's that sexy guy. with the good looks?
that's juan he's a heart breaker but a great kisser!

by be/unique May 26, 2015

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Juaning

When one lies uncontrollably about almost any little thing,even when caught.

Man:"Hey lets go to the movies."
Friend:"I cant I have no money."
Man:"I can see your check in your hand,Your Juaning right now."

by Ballsoutjohnson December 4, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Juan.

Juan.

Person 1 "Juan."
Person2 "Juan."

by Reddwarf (God dammit why) November 2, 2020


juan

the ultimate rebuke of "who's Joe cousin of Juan, Juan way ticket to mexico

Juan pronounced who-on, best used on your Latino pals

by Le Big Kahuna December 26, 2019