judy cake

A code word in the south for a vagina

Hey Bubba Lou, my Judy cake is itchin', can ya scratch it fer me?

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punching judy

domestic violence tournament held on a beach in bournmouth, contestents are pitted against eachother in a fight to the death style contest. points awarded for creativity, imaginitive choreography and the quality of the wifes face after each round.

'me and vera have entered ourselves into that punching judy thingy'

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punch & judy

A puppet show that died out because it glorified violence to women. Shame, I liked it :P

beat your girlfriend, she secretly likes it ;)

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Judge Judy

when you defecate on someones windshield. Followed u pby tapping the head of yer cock on the car's hood simulating a judge bangin their gavel. After that you masturrbate on the windshield or poop.

I needed t od osomething more evil then keying that bitches car for cock blocking me like that, so i gave her the judge judy

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judge judy

A sexual maneuver accomplished by a man eating applesauce, then blowing it into a woman's anus, then sucking the anus for the applesauce, and then into the woman's vagina.

I pulled quite a Judge Judy on her!

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punch & judy

The title of an Elliott Smith song.

a wallflower punch talks to Judy
in a crowded corner where anybody can listen in
but they don't read page to page or speak easy
now they're gonna go say the words
in the wrong order again
they walk in a circle
through all the sidewalk scenes they used to be apart of one time
now everybody just stares and whispers
driving around up and down division street
I used to like it here
it just bums me out to remember
can't you ever treat anyone nice?
I think I'm gonna make the same mistake twice
they draw the curtain
wait for a call
pretty lucky if they get any kind of response at all
can't you ever treat anyone nice?
I think I'm gonna make the same mistake twice
I'm gonna make the same mistake twice

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Judy Booty

A term used to describe an epically flat backside. We're talking flat as a pancake back there, separated by a thin crack. Gluteus minimum. A rear that looks like how Columbus Day the world. Paper thin. No separation between back and "buns." Judy booty typically plagues the Caucasian variety.

My mom and infant son both have a Judy booty. It must run in the family.

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