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The act of wanting to screw someone so hard their bones rattle and their soul leaves their body.
Man, I seen Jessica walkin by earlier man, and she was wearing this shirt, showed off everything, I wanted to jump bones with that chick.
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When you get someone to jump on the bed next to you soaking to get some of the friction going without you technically causing the movement
Dude, come on over, Aaron be soaking and I need you to jump hump for us.
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The most adorable kind of spider ever which has big, beautiful eyes.
"What just jumped on you?"
"A jumping spider"
"Aaaaw"
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The most addicting game in the world. Created by Lima Sky for iPhone and iPod touch. Released Mar 16 on the App Store.
I played Doodle Jump for 6 hours straight.
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To steal, also to rob without mercy, pretty much anything can be jump-jacked, basically the limit is a rocket ship, the U.S.S. constitution was known to be jump-jacked from the harbor by four kids on a field trip to Salem, Ma.(It was so badass) Although, people who jump-jacked from the general store were very lame and felt the wrath of THE RICK G.Usual spots for jump-jacking include Dick's and people's gym lockers.
1."Yo dude, did you hustle that twenty bucks from your mom?"
"yeah, it was like jump-jacking candy from a baby"
2."So Steve, what did you and Alex while you closed at Market Basket?"
"Well first we DILDAR-ed, Shelagged each other, Glynthed it, and then jump-jacked all the cash from the register"
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executed at track meets everywhere, this field event kicks all the other field events' asses! it's by far the best use of one's athletic talent. you have to have it all to be able to jump, and we're talkin' speed, flexibility, strength, endurance. the ultimate.
also: shiz is used to determine one's starting point.
kendra won the 2A state high jump with a jump of 5'8". amazing!
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Fucking irritating, dated, web 2.0-esque phrase, occasionally found on wired or engadget.
Anyone using this supposes that their audience isn't familiar with the concept of a hyperlink, or attempts to make the act of clicking on one some kind of novel or interesting internet superhighway 'experience'. Fuck off you gigantic cunts.
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More photos of <shit> after the jump! Click on through! More pics after the break! I'm a gigantic prick!
<links here>
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