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Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.
Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?
Usually, a tall skinny, athletic person who is wealthy or pretentious.
Look at that lanky Kermit (the frog) with that fat woman.
A person that has devoted his or her life to praying to the only one and true god Kermit the frog.
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)
*Knock Knock*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*
when you are so grumpy you do kermit grumpy squished up face
why are you kermiting right now?
A man who is very popular with everyone, espescially the opposite sex. Makes girls moist. Instantly.
"Look, Cogni's talking to your girl." - "Damn I got to stop this, he's such a Kermit."
Kermit is a very largely memed upon frogge that is very cool
“Kermit is very cool.”