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Kermit the frog is a very bad frog has had Smoked on the job and cheated several different times and therefor he has been to jail once therefor he is a great meme but bad frog
Kermit: I am Kermit THE frog
Idiot: who dat
After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.
“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!
A man who is very popular with everyone, espescially the opposite sex. Makes girls moist. Instantly.
"Look, Cogni's talking to your girl." - "Damn I got to stop this, he's such a Kermit."
You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)
A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.
F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT
The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.
Yesterday I got completely Kermit off some Lipton and re-invented the microchip💀.
K-9/k dog Best cat feeder east of the Mississippi.
Kermit of release marine is the best cat feeder this side of the Mississippi.