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Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.
Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.
a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.
named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
next round of kansas city steamers is on me!
The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.
I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.
Noun: A girl who only will have anal sex so she may maintain her true "virgin" status.
Steve: Angela and I only do it in the butt. She wants to save herself until she's married.
Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!
When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.
Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.
You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.
“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”