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Kara Goucher

Olympic marathoner and American long distance running champ. She placed 11th in 2012 London Olympic Marathon, 3rd in the 10k at the 2007 World Championships, and 3rd in the 2008 Boston Marathon, just to name a tiny fraction of her accomplishments. Kara went to the University of Colorado and won three NCAA titles, 2 in track and 1 on cross country.

She's also friggin BEAUTIFUL. Girl-next-door good looks, hot bod and lots of medals...she's basically perfect. Kara is so gorgeous, her looks alone should win medals and awards.

She's married to Adam Goucher, another running pro, and they have an adorable baby son named Colton.

Kelsey: Did you see that article about Kara Goucher in the new Runner's World magazine?
Jeffrey: I'm fapping to it right now..

by Ninjarunner January 17, 2013


Kara-dactyl

A combination of the words “Karen” and “pterodactyl”. Used to describe Karens who are prone to shrieking/screeching when they don’t get their way.

When that Karen was told to leave the store for not wearing a mask, she flipped out and started screeching at the employees. She’s definitely a Kara-dactyl!

by lollyberry September 9, 2021


kara-lynne

Kara-lynne, damn the most beautiful girl ive ever met. She's a tall, gorgeous, sweet girl. You would be so proud to meet a girl named kara-lynne. She can make any boys drop down to there knees. Your lucky to have a girl like her.She gives the best hugs and she's overly the best. Kara-lynne is a sensitive girl but she always makes anyone laugh.

I know this girl named Kara-lynne - Person 1

Omg ur so lucky treat her the best! - Person 2

by Mickey!144 May 1, 2020


Kara hamburger

Kara is a hamburger and gets high, like a lot, hence why it’s called the devils lettuce. Hamburger Kara doesn’t really care that she is getting burgled she just doesn’t. She is also sitting in front of the infamous burger trentpaz.

OMG YOUR HAMBUGER IS SO HIGH KARA
At least it isn’t burnt and orange and looks like it’s on crack.
-Kara hamburger

by Brookiedd July 19, 2022


Kara-ing

getting white girl wasted and texting boys confessing your love to them.

Dude shes Kara-ing right now, she loves me!

by costo15 May 29, 2012


Kara D

A gorgeous woman. A show stopper. That woman that turns every head. Usually this woman is known for her stunning good looks and giant tits.

Wow, the chick I am dating is a Kara D. Look at that Kara D.

God, I wish I was banging a Kara D.
I always wanted to be a Kara D, but my boobs are a AA.

by Hot Muther Fucker February 7, 2018

8👍 2👎


Kara-Lynn

Kara-Lynn is a russian wood for Marijuana
in my neighborhood when someone wants to smoke Marijuana
they say Kara-Lynn

hey guys lets go smoke a Kara-Lynn

by lobokodofo February 4, 2010

7👍 8👎