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Common, mild taco sauce. Brands such as Ortega smooth and mild taco sauce -- delicious on microwaved burritos and on anything at Taco Bell.
"What kind of sauce would you like?"
"None, thanks, I've got a bottle of mexican ketchup."
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The event where if a food uses too much ketchup and someone considers it good, it is because they like the taste of ketchup and not the overall dish. This can also apply with other condiments like hot sauce.
The following meatloaf has been affected by the ketchup effect.
Dude 1: "Dang dude, this meatloaf is so good!"
Dude 2: "The hell are you talking about? This shit tastes like ketchup."
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These are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. Nobody knows why it isn't the default toppings. Fast Food restaurants nowadays poop out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings.
I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science.
Ex. 1 - the working man's fight:
(Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets...
Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma:
(Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know?
(Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy!
(Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service!
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The blood on your dick during/after fucking a girl on the rag.
Didn't know my bitch was on the rag until my dick was covered in sexy ketchup!
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The theory that you either have too much ketchup, or not enough. It is rare to "beat" the ketchup law and pour yourself only as much ketchup as you actually need.
"Oh man, I grabbed way too much ketchup for my fries!"
"That's the Ketchup Law, dude."
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The combination of two half-empty (or half-full) bottles of the titular tomato condiment in attempts to make them into one whole bottle of ketchup.
This particular phrase was popularized by the January 25, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by film star Adam Driver.
“I had two half-finished bottles of ketchup and was running out of space in my refrigerator... long story short, my wife walked in on me marrying the ketchups and I had to stop. They didn’t even get to finish their vows, Hank!“ *sobs*
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