when all you have to eat for lunch is a kiwi
oh man, i have the kiwi sads today.
The most satanic queen is all the unicorn realms
beware the kiwi witch she will steal you.
A fluffy green fox who is friends with Majira Strawberry
Dude1: do you know kiwi fox?
Dude2: Kill yourself furfag
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When two gay guys are having anal sex and their balls are slapping together.
It was great except the kiwi clap.
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A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis.
"Fuck off, kiwi wanker!"
"Hi, I wank with kiwis, therefore I am a kiwi wanker."
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The ultimate signature of eternal love. The one to beat the odds.. and live happy forever. Never doubt it. Just envy it.
Those guys.. fucking Peaches&KiWi-esque... epic <3
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