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knob wong

an offensive word used for people who have no common sense

"fair play mate, you are an absolute knob wong"

by Tom TRE January 2, 2009


knob polishing

continued stimulation of the head of the penis after ejaculation, when it's become uncomfortable, usually accompanied by verbal taunting and usually while the male's hands are tied out of the way.

I polished his knob until he was crying.

by annie September 9, 2004

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knob hopper

1.A person,that gets alot of,dick.
2.A slut.
3.Always sucking,dick.
4.A person,that hops,from knob,to knob.

Your mother is a knob hopper.

by Bob deez nuts August 6, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


knob job

a.) Oral sex performed on a man in which the performer centers their attention just to the head of the penis. Also referred to as " polishing a door knob".
b.) Common practice of a female lowering her vagina over an automobile's gear shift knob, usually done after coming home without getting laid or having a fetish for auto-erotica.
c.) The twisting of the hand around the male penis, especially over the head, as if turning a door knob, during the performance of oral sex or masturbation.

Judy told Cindy that she had to knob job her gear shift last night because she was so horny.

Barbara told her date that if he didn't fuck her she would ride the gear shift(knob job).

Sharon can't suck cock worth a shit; she a knob jobber.

Linda jacked me off so hard last night, I thought she would tear my knob off.

by Renown February 22, 2008

110๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Knob

Popularized by the internet comic, Cyanide and Happiness, the prankster removes the doorknob to the victims' room when they are asleep. After the knob is removed, the prankster sticks their dick in the hole and knocks on the door to wake the victim up. After the victim tries to open the door, mass chaos will ensue.

Directly from the Cyanide and Happiness comic:

-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick.
-I even had an erection at the time.

by Kastera1000 August 25, 2010

33๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


nibble knob

when a woman sucks on a mans wiener.

I love a nibble knob in the morning!

by Randy Macho Man Savage June 25, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


knob gobbler

A person who enjoys sucking cock so much, that they truly go overboard.
By "overboard" I mean slobbering all over the cock (or drool dripping onto it), as well using their teeth (or gums if no teeth) to munch and knaw on the head. This knob gobbling technique is usually performed by women (or men for that matter) who have not had a cock to suck on for quite a while, or a prostitue who is being paid to suck the cock in this type of fashion (commonly found with no teeth).

"gee-whiz, that prostitute was a fabulous knob gobbler: she salivated all over my cock and gave a great gumjob while she was at it"

by Bossplaya February 16, 2005

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