Lemon Lad

(Chiefly British/UK) Usually seen during the workday and at weekends in Kwik Fit, Halfrauds or other tyre fitting places, making cups of tea for those who are older and more qualified. Easily spotted by the cubic zirconium earrings in each ear, weasly voice, small frame, and for their fondness for wearing vests - despite having no muscle definition.

Heard a Lemon Lad in Kwik Fit: "Oyy ma'e.. nice car ma'e... evah considered putting ladies tights over the rear lights and some Diamante earrings on the wing mirrors? Would look mint!"

Lad Move

better than a yucky move lad
it defines the lad

1:yo ma slime that is a lad move
2:your definitely gay

mad lad

A Mad lad is somebody who does something extreme, like trying to get inside jokes into the urban dictionary.

U/Wanja01, a mad lad, tries to get himself into the urban dictionary and also reddit.

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King Lad

Leader of a group of cretins who usually frequent low brow nighclubs and pull easy girls who are not so easy on the eye (referred to as "fodder"). Their rogue type exterior will endear them to the outside world but do not be fooled.

King Lad sleazing on the "cheese" dancefloor in Cav.

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Pad Lad

1. Someone who constantly flaunts his ownership of the new Apple iPad. Pad Lads feel compelled to "demonstrate" the system complete strangers, whether they're interested or not.

2. One of Steve Jobs' techno-hypnotic minions.

I know you're a Pad Lad, David. Everyone's very impressed. But can we please talk about something else?

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lettuce lad

Moist cunt

Max is such a lettuce lad, could he be anymore wet

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massive lad

A lad that is massive

“Wow, that is one absolute unit! A massive lad, if you will!”